Who is this person who received a bag of Cadbury Mini Eggs (the genuine kind from England) for her birthday a week ago and, despite them being her favorite candy, has not even been tempted to open the bag yet?
Who is this person who can no longer find a away to spend her Lane Bryant coupons & gift cards because even their size 14 is too big now and that’s the smallest size they do?
Who is this person who can go to the preschool Mother’s Day tea and skip the bagels, crackers, cheese, mini muffins and coffee cake, and instead much on grapes and feel totally satisfied with that?
Who is this person who bypassed the offer to go out for brunch on Saturday because she would rather go to her Zumba class?
Who is this person who, for the first time in many months, shows up in a photo looking truly happy and normally-sized?
Why, that would be me, thankyouverymuch. 🙂